Hey baby, your legs must be Pi because they go on and on forever

Can I explore your mean value?

I wish I were a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

Let's take each other to the limit to see if we converge

I wish i was your problem set, because then I'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk.

I hope you know set theory because I want to intersect and union you

You've got the curves, I've got the angles.

My love for you is like the derivative of a concave up function because it is always increasing. we're going to assume this concave up function resembles x^2 so that slope is actually increasing.

I'm not being obtuse, but you're acute girl.